'Who are you gonna vote for?' says PM Tony to a child who is at least a decade off legal voting age. 'No, not those lefties. Forget they exist.'

'Who are you gonna vote for?' says PM Tony to a child who is at least a decade off legal voting age. 'No, not those lefties. Forget they exist.'


Warren … Julie … wait a second - who’s that bloke on the end?
A stranger has slipped into PM Tony’s Ministry. 

Warren … Julie … wait a second - who’s that bloke on the end?

A stranger has slipped into PM Tony’s Ministry. 


PM Tony has found a new, unsuspecting candidate for the rollout phase of Operation Imprint John Howard, which was trialled with some success during the 2013 federal election. 

PM Tony has found a new, unsuspecting candidate for the rollout phase of Operation Imprint John Howard, which was trialled with some success during the 2013 federal election. 


As he attempts the chorus of ‘YMCA’ by the Village People, PM Tony is dismayed to discover that his companion does not join in.

As he attempts the chorus of ‘YMCA’ by the Village People, PM Tony is dismayed to discover that his companion does not join in.


'It's harder than it looks!' says PM Tony as he trains for the newly introduced Sydney Royal Easter Show event, pole squeezing.

'It's harder than it looks!' says PM Tony as he trains for the newly introduced Sydney Royal Easter Show event, pole squeezing.


To show his support of the New South Wales government’s exploration of the legalisation of medical marijuana, PM Tony demonstrates the use of a new ‘super bong’ developed by entrepreneurs in Byron Bay Shire. 

To show his support of the New South Wales government’s exploration of the legalisation of medical marijuana, PM Tony demonstrates the use of a new ‘super bong’ developed by entrepreneurs in Byron Bay Shire. 


'Aw, cripes,' mutters PM Tony, 'I knew the combover wouldn't hold in this wind.'

'Aw, cripes,' mutters PM Tony, 'I knew the combover wouldn't hold in this wind.'


'Brandis. George Brandis.'
Attorney-General Senator George Brandis’s sense of humour is lost on the photographer.

'Brandis. George Brandis.'

Attorney-General Senator George Brandis’s sense of humour is lost on the photographer.


Ashby … Ashby … muses Leader of the House Christopher Pyne. Did he send me a fan letter once? Is that how I know him? Hmm … wonder if I sent an autographed photo back.

Ashby … Ashby … muses Leader of the House Christopher Pyne. Did he send me a fan letter once? Is that how I know him? Hmm … wonder if I sent an autographed photo back.


'Can you hear that music?' mutters PM Tony. 'Does that song sound like “YMCA” to you? Why would anyone play the Village People? No one's wearing motorcycle gear here.'

'Can you hear that music?' mutters PM Tony. 'Does that song sound like “YMCA” to you? Why would anyone play the Village People? No one's wearing motorcycle gear here.'