The political miscaptionings of S.A. Gordon, author of Hung Parliament and the Open Season series
'I swear to you, Jules, he did bring some back - we just haven't found it amongst all the new Lycra.'
PM Tony’s Chief of Staff Peta Credlin is still trying to locate Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop’s Chanel No 5.
'Can it vote?'
Minister for Agriculture Barnaby Joyce is only interested in meeting constituents.
PM Tony has just heard the odds for the Bunnies against the Doggies at the NRL Grand Final this weekend.
Upon realising that a fly has flown into his throat, Minister for Immigration Scott Morrison attempts to salvage the moment.
'Where's your big hammer?'
Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop is delighted to meet Thor in real life.
Chris still banging on about South Australia, texts Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop to an unknown party as Member for Sturt Christopher Pyne holds forth at the despatch box. Didn’t we sell it to New Zealand? Oh wait - that was Tassie.
'And Kevin! Kevin! He used to eat his own ear wax!'
PM Tony takes a potshot at former PM Kev, much to the amusement of Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop.
'There's this great little bakery in Brooklyn that's started making Vegemite scrolls.'
Fresh from a trip to New York City, PM Tony tells Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop something she doesn’t know.
'I'm an AFL woman - I'm not taking sides here!'
Member for Jagajaga Jenny Macklin politely ignores Albo’s attempt to co-opt her to the Rabbitohs’ cause.
'And then Papa Bear said, “Someone's been sitting in my chair!”'
Deputy Warren attempts to entertain the House.